James Klonowski is a comedy author and screenwriter navigating life in the English countryside - one overpriced decaf latte at a time.

A proud follower of the Straight Edge lifestyle, James channels all that raw, un-caffeinated energy into crafting sharp, high-concept stories, witty dialogue, and distinctively dark or "fish-out-of-water" comedic worlds.

Currently focused on honing his craft and getting a little better every single day, James is actively entering industry contests, refining new specs, and hunting for literary representation. He is highly collaborative and always looking to connect with fellow writers, producers, and creatives who take comedy seriously (but not too seriously).

Let’s build something funny together. Whether you want to talk scripts, pitch a collaboration, or represent a writer who doesn't come with a hangover, get in touch below.