https://www.jamesklonowski.comRSS Feed for James KlonowskienMon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 +0100https://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/060a3293-5026-40b4-857b-5338bc83ea50.pdfI thought I was just getting a job. I didn’t realise I was getting a prison sentence. The moment I drove up the winding driveway of the Rossiter estate, I thought my luck had finally turned. It’s magnificent. Towering marble columns, manicured gardens, and enough rooms to get lost in. The wealthy family offering the position seem absolutely perfect. They smile warmly. They offer me tea. They tell me the job is simple: just watch the house while they’re away. It feels too good to be true. And in a house like this, it usually is. Because behind their flawless manners, I can tell something is deeply wrong. Mrs. Rossiter watches me just a little too closely. Her daughter's friendly questions feel less like small talk and more like an interrogation. And then there are the secrets. So many secrets. Suddenly, I’m not just an applicant anymore. I’m a pawn in a twisted psychological game. Someone is lying to me. Or maybe everyone is. I came here looking for a fresh start. But if I don't uncover the dark secrets hidden behind these gilded walls soon, I might never leave. An absolute page-turner packed with jaw-dropping twists! If you loved The Housemaid, you will devour this dark, addictive psychological thriller from the very first page.Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 +0100https://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/060a3293-5026-40b4-857b-5338bc83ea50.pdfhttps://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/dfe3491a-f581-44d1-a9ba-df20bd4bd746.pdf"A frazzled couple, Faye Fox and Jet Hound, attempt to maintain sanity and romance in their Cotswolds home, beset by unruly pets and a relentless parade of eccentric family members, whose meddling turns every domestic moment into a comic disaster."Sat, 06 Jun 2026 00:00:00 +0100https://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/dfe3491a-f581-44d1-a9ba-df20bd4bd746.pdfhttps://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/03a70549-2daa-43ae-a11b-db305c0b6379.pdf"An introverted teenager's life is turned upside down when he inadvertently swallows a scientifically-modified bug and gains newfound abilities that send him reluctantly into battle with evil forces in the Devonshire countryside."Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 +0100https://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/03a70549-2daa-43ae-a11b-db305c0b6379.pdfhttps://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/124fd320-64da-45e7-8500-b811665c99fb.pdfA cynical, disaster-prone local newspaper editor and his relentlessly optimistic art teacher partner try to make a life together, but their quest for domestic bliss is constantly derailed by a judgemental family, eccentric friends, and Tally - a massive, slobbery rescue dog who’s one part loyal companion, two parts walking catastrophe.Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 +0100https://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/124fd320-64da-45e7-8500-b811665c99fb.pdfhttps://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/75343eee-fbb7-4c54-9bae-344eb5742740.pdfMeet Matt Flynn. He’s witty, he’s trustworthy, and he’s the only boy in the history of St. Piddle-on-the-Puddle Comprehensive who can trip over a painted line on the floor. When the school’s eccentric, motorised-scooter-riding Headmaster, Mr. Frank, decides he’s getting too old for the "daily grind" (and wants more time to bid on vintage coffins on eBay), he appoints Matt as the new School Deputy. Matt is ready for a life of power, glory, and perhaps a gold-plated nametag. But then... SHE arrives. Miley. The Headmaster’s granddaughter. An Oxford-educated genius who is bossy, brilliant, and—worst of all—the new SENIOR Deputy. Suddenly, Matt isn't the big boss. He’s a "Mutt" (according to his misspelled badge) who’s been relegated to scrubbing toilets and taking orders from a girl who knits her own yogurt. To reclaim his dignity, Matt challenges Miley to a Camping Challenge Extravaganza. It’s a battle of wits, survival skills, and very soggy tents. The stakes? The loser becomes the winner’s personal servant for a whole month! Will Matt become a survival hero like Rambo? Or will he end up stranded in a hurricane, betrayed by his own brother, and scooting through the school corridors with his foot in a cast? A hilarious tale of sibling rivalry, school-yard sabotage, and the perils of not checking the weather forecast!Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 +0100https://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/75343eee-fbb7-4c54-9bae-344eb5742740.pdfhttps://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/66e0836b-1ce0-4bba-b529-34463f06577a.pdfConner Sampson is a ten-year-old with a wild imagination and a trusty "What If" notebook, where he plans for every possible disaster—from house fires to zombie apocalypses. But when his dad's drunken cooking sets their house ablaze, Conner's worst fears come true, forcing his family into a rundown apartment filled with spiders, rude graffiti, and chaos. As Conner navigates sibling squabbles, his mum's headaches, and his dad's struggles with alcohol, he learns that life is messy, unpredictable, and sometimes downright hilarious. With the Y2K bug looming, Conner's over-the-top preparations lead to unexpected consequences, but his quirky outlook might just be what his family needs to survive their everyday disasters. A heartwarming and humorous tale of family, resilience, and the power of imagination.Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 +0100https://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/66e0836b-1ce0-4bba-b529-34463f06577a.pdfhttps://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/fa08f9c1-1e41-4923-9360-c380380f8dd3.pdfFor ten-year-old Harriet Brookes, life felt decidedly ordinary: boring school, parents with impossible expectations, and a desperate countdown to summer and the comforting chaos of her grandparents' farm. But this year, the familiar scent of hay and the warmth of her grandparents' embrace hold a thrilling secret. Grandma, with a twinkle in her eye and a past shrouded in mystery, reveals a truth that will flip Harriet's world upside down – she was once a superhero! Suddenly, Harriet's summer takes a dizzying turn. A scientifically-modified fly, a brave swallow, and poof! Harriet transforms into The Fly Girl, buzzing with newfound abilities. Trading in homework for heroics, she's whisked away to a clandestine school for super-powered youngsters, a vibrant hub of science labs, buzzing insects, extraordinary abilities, and the promise of true friendship. But lurking in the shadows is a formidable foe, the sinister Red Widow, whose dark plans threaten the very fabric of their world. Alongside her super-powered grandmother and a league of extraordinary allies, Harriet must embrace her destiny and embark on a perilous quest to stop The Red Widow before it's too late. Get ready for a whirlwind of adventure where a normal girl discovers the hero within and takes flight to save the day!Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 +0100https://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/fa08f9c1-1e41-4923-9360-c380380f8dd3.pdfhttps://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/b4f546e0-b310-498d-bd3a-d7536f7f4f1c.pdfA desperate man with a hidden past moves into a secluded manor, only to uncover unsettling secrets about his landlords and the eerie attic room they offer him, leading to a chilling mystery that unravels over time.Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 +0100https://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/b4f546e0-b310-498d-bd3a-d7536f7f4f1c.pdfhttps://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/aadf3f31-064b-449c-b0bd-745303286ed6.pdfAffable but anxious charity shop manager, Will Elston, must save his failing business by teaming up with the last people he trusts - his four cynical retired volunteers and a resourceful young homeless woman - only to discover the wisdom they need to survive lies in their reluctant teamwork.Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 +0100https://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/aadf3f31-064b-449c-b0bd-745303286ed6.pdfhttps://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/90b39bfd-5a47-4a11-bae2-6939b77c3dcd.pdf"A mismatched newly-wed couple return from honeymoon to find the dismembered body of a man murdered in their home. Now, they're on the run for a crime they've been framed for."Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 +0100https://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/90b39bfd-5a47-4a11-bae2-6939b77c3dcd.pdfhttps://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/37518629-2108-45a6-b9ef-59eb2b13449c.pdfRecently divorced Miles Tilbert moves back to his eccentric family home in Wales and attempts to rebuild his life by hosting a relationship advice podcast.Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 +0100https://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/37518629-2108-45a6-b9ef-59eb2b13449c.pdfhttps://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/9e972a0b-f3fc-4548-8ec8-38dd0e73242c.pdf"A sitcom following the exploits of a foolhardy pensioner with two hip replacements, and her oddball friends as they fight crime in the seaside town of Penarth, Wales."Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 +0100https://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/9e972a0b-f3fc-4548-8ec8-38dd0e73242c.pdfhttps://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/665c924e-3aa3-4ab9-8ff4-07bd931ac529.pdf"In Grudges, Gripes and Grunts, rising wrestling star, Alexa Quinn, grapples with personal vendettas in and out of the ring, determined to conquer challenges and emerge victorious."Mon, 25 May 2026 00:00:00 +0100https://media.journoportfolio.com/users/344932/uploads/665c924e-3aa3-4ab9-8ff4-07bd931ac529.pdf